I didn't saunter vaguely downwards, I dived.

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starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

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WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lliff9eOyl1qb3ygk.gif

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

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I have to say sometimes I look at these sort of posts and wonder if i’m just unbelievably blind/clueless of actually no one ever figures shit out and they just reblog it to make it seem like they did

it’s probably me

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Thor: “MOOOM! LOKI DOESN’T WANT TO HELP MEEEEE!!!”

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Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

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Oh Firefly, how i miss you.

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starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

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“…something like that,”

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

ever.

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synekdokee replied to your post: synekdokee replied to your audio post: 0:00 /…

omg thank. *blush* Also I laughed at your alcohol jokes u lush

*cough*takes one to know one*cough*

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ikeracity replied to your audio post: 0:00 / 0:00PlayPauseXListen Because everyone’s…

reeeg your accent

thaaaaanks <333 i think a few words in the middle became unintelligible but i was not going to record it again since I tried twice haha

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black—betty replied to your audio post: 0:00 / 0:00PlayPauseXListen Because everyone’s…

good lord your accent is gorgeous :D

Thank you! It sways anywhere between London and Sofia Vergara at any given time but mostly I like it.